How to upgrade from desperate housewife to housewife – part one.
Well, where shall we begin? From the beginning? From Adam and Eve? From Big Bang? When began housewives to be desperate? Is it a modern phenomenon which only exists in the 21th century? No I don’t think so. Housewives have been desperate for thousands of years, there is nothing new about that.
I think it began when the first housewife got aware of that she had a conscious mind, a body and the license to make life. Can’t you imagine: “Oh, my Goodness. What’s that? What is it? ‘I’ have not a word for it! HELP! ‘I am’ without words. “Pregnant” – Ups! Where did the word come from - out of the blue? That word sounds nice. Ok once more. “I AM PREGNANT”. How did it happen? Oh, my Goodness, Mamma Mia!”
In general we all know the rest of the story. It’s the same never ending story played in different more or less upgraded variations. Milk, napkins, food, clothes, siblings, quiet! When do you come home? No you can’t use our car! - Suddenly one day time has run and your little child is grown up and tells you: “I am gonna have a baby” – And here we go, Mamma Mia! Now the desperate housewife has to see the life in a new perspective as a grandmother. And what is next? Grandgrandmother! Mamma Mia here we go again!
What is this all about? The answer is the evolution of the mankind. But why on earth are we walking on the Earth? I have no simple answer for that, even there must be a simple purpose. Nothing in the nature is coincidences. Maybe the Creator makes a longitudinal research study to find if there are correlations and developmental trends in consciousness across generations in the really huge life span from Big Bang to the next Big Bang. Maybe we are a part of The Creator’s heart-to-heart-connection experiment, and we all are small microscopic cells in a petri dish, where the Creator as the observer is testing, if it’s possible to make heart-to-heart-connection even more effective in the organism. One day he may be able to shout: “Heureka! I found the missing heart! Everything and everybody is connected! Now the organism in the petri dish can live in peace for eons and the same to me, I can live in peace – just my purpose with this experiment – I have proved to myself, that we are connected.” Hmmmmm! ”What’s next, maybe “I” have to make a new longitudinal Big Bang experiment – just for fun.
No matter what The Creator is up to, we are human beings in flesh and blood with a conscious mind and have some basic needs as food, sleep, sex and clothes. To keep clothes in order, cleaning up mess, make food several times a day for the whole family is a pretty hard job, maybe that’s a part of the answer of why housewives are desperate?
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